selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

ileakedharrysnudes:

getitstyles:

on a scale of 1 to ‘i didn’t show up to the bridge that harry styles decorated for me’ how much do u regret a decision you’ve made in ur life?

i like girls who eat carrots

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

girlhuman1991:

my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me

sh1t-i-dont-care:

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture 

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks